i’m sure we won’t

i’m sure we won’t

(Source: alise-matilde, via thestoner37)

sofapizza:

forlackofabettercomic:

No one suspected it would end with a FLARP.

2 days till fartageddon.

sofapizza:

forlackofabettercomic:

No one suspected it would end with a FLARP.

2 days till fartageddon.

(via thestoner37)

malformalady:

A Panamanian woman has been arrested in Spain, with fake breast implants that turned out to be plastic bags containing 1.4kg of cocaine. When the 20-year-old was stopped for a search at Barcelona’s Prat international airport, police noticed that she had gauze under her breasts. She said she had had plastic surgery two months before, but the wounds were open and she was still bleeding. The woman had flown in from Colombia and initially denied having any illegal drugs, police said. But on closer examination, they were able to see a “white object” through her wounds. The seized cocaine has a street value of at least 60,000 euros ($80,000; £50,000).

malformalady:

A Panamanian woman has been arrested in Spain, with fake breast implants that turned out to be plastic bags containing 1.4kg of cocaine. When the 20-year-old was stopped for a search at Barcelona’s Prat international airport, police noticed that she had gauze under her breasts. She said she had had plastic surgery two months before, but the wounds were open and she was still bleeding. The woman had flown in from Colombia and initially denied having any illegal drugs, police said. But on closer examination, they were able to see a “white object” through her wounds. The seized cocaine has a street value of at least 60,000 euros ($80,000; £50,000).

(via fuckyeahforensics)

moshita:

Anatomy Pick Up Lines:

- Palpate me more baby.

- I want to be the atlas to your axis and pivot on your dens

- I want to fuse like intercranial sutures

- You pump my heart like epinephrine

- I want you to be the femoral head to my acetabulum

- If you touch my gracilis I will say ‘gracias’

- I’ll make your orbicularis oris say “OHHH”

- If I was endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?

- If my right leg is the cell wall, and my left leg is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

- If I were a Schwann cell I would squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential

- How about we palpate our anterior superior iliac spines together

- You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

- I’ve myself a nice pair of buccinator muscles. Would you like me to demonstrate on you? 

- Whenever I am near you I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away

- My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby I want you!

- Baby, I want to be your neuromuscular junction so I can stimulate your action potential

- My adductor isn’t all that’s longus

(Source: manic-pixiee, via moshita)

(Source: bnjbnjbnj, via moshita)

all around me five days a week bah.